Here it is in all it's glory; the Breast Hat Pattern. Okay, it really is just a simple top down, knit in the round beanie. Still, it is fast and fun and cute to boot!
Sizes are preemie to large adult
I rate this pattern beginner to advanced beginner as it is knit from the top down, in the round, using circular needles. The increases used are lifted increase; wonderful increases, but a bit tricky. I highly recommend this video.
Have fun with it and be creative (wouldn't a breast beret be funny?) Happy knitting!